6/9/99

Dear Diary,

What an interesting week or so it has been! I have moved on to the next grade level. Mr. Garrison passed us all except Kenny because he isn't smart. At least that is what Garrison said, I think he just failed him because he is poor. I say ha ha poor people suck. Get off your lazy asses and stop welfare. After we got out of school all Kyle, Stan, Kenny and I went to the park. We were minding our own bidnezz when Damon that little Devil Child came up to us and starting talking some Corporate Ministry shit. I said, "Hey you pig fucker shut the hell up or I'll get Steve Austin to take you're higher power and stick it up your ass. " Now there is Jenny. All I'm going to say this past year I've changed my ways with Jenny and focused on being myself. The past week has been interesting with her we've become extremely close. Yes I am hoping too much, but maybe just maybe this is my time. Well wait and see. Before I go there is this other thing I should tell you about. This girl named Jamey. She is really cool and hot!!!!!! She's kinda short but that's cool b/c so I am. There is only this one problem she has a boyfriend that I'm friends with, but I'll get between 'em yet!!!! Later.

Eric